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  • Maths again

    This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience..


    It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%

    But ,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

    Now I know why some people are where they are!

    Last edited by weefus; 23-09-2010, 05:05 PM.

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    100 %

    in one post you have solved a lifetime of mystery for me that mystery was how the #### did he/she get where they are.now i know thank you
    AUDENTES FORTUNA JUVAT

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