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all the parts of the body were having a debate trying to decide who was in charge.
"i should be in charge" said the brain, "coz i run all the body's systems, so without me, nothing would happen".
"i should be in charge" said the blood, "coz i circulate oxygen all over, so without me, you'd all waste away".
"i should be in charge" said the rectum, "coz i'm responsible for waste removal".
all the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him.
so in a huff, he shut down tight.
within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated and the blood was toxic, so they all decided the rectum should be the boss.
the moral of the story is, even though the others do all the work, the asshole is usually in charge.
"i should be in charge" said the brain, "coz i run all the body's systems, so without me, nothing would happen".
"i should be in charge" said the blood, "coz i circulate oxygen all over, so without me, you'd all waste away".
"i should be in charge" said the rectum, "coz i'm responsible for waste removal".
all the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him.
so in a huff, he shut down tight.
within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated and the blood was toxic, so they all decided the rectum should be the boss.
the moral of the story is, even though the others do all the work, the asshole is usually in charge.