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    Who Wants to Live Forever?

    Met a fairy today and she granted me one wish.
    I said I wanted to live forever.
    The fairy said " That is one wish I am not allowed to grant you"
    so I said " I want to die when England win the World cup"
    The fairy looked at me and said " You crafty B******d".
    As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
    but P*****g everyone off is a piece of cake.
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