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A Taliban deserter is dying from the lack of water in the desert,when he comes across a Jewish market stall holder selling ties.
The Taliban deserter says "Have you got any water"?
"No" said the Jew "But would you like to buy a tie for £10"?
"F*ck off" said the Taliban deserter "I need water....I should kill you but I need to drink first".
The Jew said "I will rise above your bad behaviour and tell you where you can find water. If you walk 4.2 miles towards the sun you will find a restraunt, were they serve ice cold water free of charge".
Off the Taliban deserter goes after 5 hours he returns nearly dead and says to the Jew. " You C*nt your brother wont let me in without a tie".
The Taliban deserter says "Have you got any water"?
"No" said the Jew "But would you like to buy a tie for £10"?
"F*ck off" said the Taliban deserter "I need water....I should kill you but I need to drink first".
The Jew said "I will rise above your bad behaviour and tell you where you can find water. If you walk 4.2 miles towards the sun you will find a restraunt, were they serve ice cold water free of charge".
Off the Taliban deserter goes after 5 hours he returns nearly dead and says to the Jew. " You C*nt your brother wont let me in without a tie".