Lasses Night Out

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Two women on a night out stop in a graveyard for a pee.
One wipes herself with her knickers and the other uses a wreath.
The next day their husbands are in the pub,one says "My wife came home last night wearing no knickers".
"Thats nothing mate mine had a card wedged up her arse saying "We'll never forget you from the boys at the fire station".[/B]