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Jackie and Geordie are coming back from the pub after a good session and are walking through the Marine Park in Shields. The local Baptist church are holding a baptism session in the lake and Geordie decides to have a go.He wades into the lake and the pastor grabs him by the neck and pushes his head under water. The pastor then pulls Geordie back to the surface and asks him if he has seen the Lord. Geordie tells the pastor that he couldnt see a thing under the water. The pastor then pushes Geordie under again and on pulling him out, asks if he has seen the Lord. Geordie replies that once again, he couldnt see a thing.The pastor pushes Geordie under the water for the third time, pulls him out again and asks Geordie if he has seen the Lord whereby Geordie replies \"No, I didnt see a bloody thing mate, are you sure this is the place where he fell in !!!!!!!!!! \".