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Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It\'s not real bright, but it\'s cheap, and spreads easy.
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1987 World Hide and Seek Champion.
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
\"The runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide\"
What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A Golden Retriever.
A blonde woman goes to the doctor and complains that her whole body is aching. She touches her knee and says: \"Ouch! That hurt\". She then touches her elbow which evokes yet another painful response. She then touches her ear and complains that it is sensitive too. The doctor then examines her and says: \"Well, Madam, I am sure that will be the case - your finger is broken.\"
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1987 World Hide and Seek Champion.
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
\"The runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide\"
What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A Golden Retriever.
A blonde woman goes to the doctor and complains that her whole body is aching. She touches her knee and says: \"Ouch! That hurt\". She then touches her elbow which evokes yet another painful response. She then touches her ear and complains that it is sensitive too. The doctor then examines her and says: \"Well, Madam, I am sure that will be the case - your finger is broken.\"