little johnie

[d-a]

My small grandson got
lost at the shopping mall.........
He approached a uniformed security guard and said,

"I've lost my grandpa!"
"The guard asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then
replied,
"Jack Daniel whiskey and women with big tits."

[5150]

Erm, I don't have Grandkids... yet... but otherwise