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What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!
Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?
A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend?
A:About 45 minutes !!
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!
Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?
A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend?
A:About 45 minutes !!