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A nursery school teacher says to her class, \"Who can use the word \'definitely\' in a sentence?\"
First a little girl says, \"The sky is definitely blue.\"
The teacher says, \"Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black.\"
A second little boy says,\"Trees are definitely green.\"
\"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.\"
Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, \"Does a fart have lumps?\"
The teacher looks horrified and says, \"Johnny! Of course not!!!\"
\"OK...then I DEFINITELY sh*t my pants!\"
[Edited on 10/11/2004 by marksy1]
First a little girl says, \"The sky is definitely blue.\"
The teacher says, \"Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black.\"
A second little boy says,\"Trees are definitely green.\"
\"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.\"
Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, \"Does a fart have lumps?\"
The teacher looks horrified and says, \"Johnny! Of course not!!!\"
\"OK...then I DEFINITELY sh*t my pants!\"
[Edited on 10/11/2004 by marksy1]