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Bloke goes into a pet shop and explains to the owner that he is looking for something different to the normal type of pets,
So he starts to look around and comes across a fish tank, inside there is a light green squid with a moustache swimming around, seeing this he must have it so he called the owner over and asks him how much for the squid,
the owner says "sorry but thats not for sale", bloke asks him to name his price as he has to have it, but the owner says he couldnt possibly sell it as it helps him with the washing up,
"Helps with the washing up, how on earths that" the bloke says,
"well" said the owner "its a mild green hairy lipped squid"
So he starts to look around and comes across a fish tank, inside there is a light green squid with a moustache swimming around, seeing this he must have it so he called the owner over and asks him how much for the squid,
the owner says "sorry but thats not for sale", bloke asks him to name his price as he has to have it, but the owner says he couldnt possibly sell it as it helps him with the washing up,
"Helps with the washing up, how on earths that" the bloke says,
"well" said the owner "its a mild green hairy lipped squid"