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    I saw Murphy the other day, he's only got one arm bless him.
    I shouted "where you off to?"
    "To change a light bulb" he said.
    "Thats going to be awkward isn't it?"
    "Not really" he said.
    "I've still got the f*cking receipt, ya sarcastic tw*t !"
    Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught
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