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The Pope and Tiger Woods died on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to Hell and Tiger Woods went to Heaven.
The Pope explained the situation to the administrative clerk in Hell, and after checking the paperwork, the clerk admitted that there was an error.
"However," the clerk explain...ed, "it will be 24 hours before it can be rectified."
Next day the Pope was summoned, and Hell's staff bade him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope met Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and they stopped to have a chat:
"Sorry about the mix up", apologized the Pope.
"No problem" replied Tiger Woods.
Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven"
Tiger: "Why is that?
Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
Tiger: "You're a day late."
The Pope explained the situation to the administrative clerk in Hell, and after checking the paperwork, the clerk admitted that there was an error.
"However," the clerk explain...ed, "it will be 24 hours before it can be rectified."
Next day the Pope was summoned, and Hell's staff bade him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope met Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and they stopped to have a chat:
"Sorry about the mix up", apologized the Pope.
"No problem" replied Tiger Woods.
Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven"
Tiger: "Why is that?
Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
Tiger: "You're a day late."