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A Honeymoon couple go to the Royal Dorchester Hotel for a weekend as part of their honeymoon celebrations. They check in at the front desk, and the receptionist gives the grinning bridegroom the golden key to the Honeymoon suite. The whole evening, the people in the next room keep phoning down to reception to complain about the moaning, groaning and banging noises which carried on all night
long, and didn\'t stop for a single minute.
The next morning at 6 a.m., the groom telephones for Room Service.
\"Good morning, could you possibly bring some breakfast up to my
room please? \"
Certainly Sir, what would you like? enquires the Room Service
Assistant.
The groom replies smugly: \"Well, seeing as I\'ll have to replace
all the energy I lost last night, you\'d better get me 5 fried eggs,
10 sausages, 12 slices of toast, and 8 litres of orange juice.\'
Room service replies: \"My word, Sir, that\'s really quite an
appetite you have there - if you don\'t mind me saying so. Is that
for your wife as well, or just for you?\"
\"No, that\'s just for me. Can you send up ten pieces of lettuce for
my wife as well?\'
Room service asks: \"Why ten pieces of lettuce, Sir?\"
The groom replies: \"I want to see if she can eat like a rabbit too!!\"
long, and didn\'t stop for a single minute.
The next morning at 6 a.m., the groom telephones for Room Service.
\"Good morning, could you possibly bring some breakfast up to my
room please? \"
Certainly Sir, what would you like? enquires the Room Service
Assistant.
The groom replies smugly: \"Well, seeing as I\'ll have to replace
all the energy I lost last night, you\'d better get me 5 fried eggs,
10 sausages, 12 slices of toast, and 8 litres of orange juice.\'
Room service replies: \"My word, Sir, that\'s really quite an
appetite you have there - if you don\'t mind me saying so. Is that
for your wife as well, or just for you?\"
\"No, that\'s just for me. Can you send up ten pieces of lettuce for
my wife as well?\'
Room service asks: \"Why ten pieces of lettuce, Sir?\"
The groom replies: \"I want to see if she can eat like a rabbit too!!\"