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the popes not well, so they send for the best doctor in italy to have a look at him.
\"well your holiness\" when was the last time you had a shag?
\"i\'m the holy father\" he says, \"i have never had sex\"
\"well\" says the doctor, \"thats the problem, if you don\'t empty your sacs soon, you are going to die\"
\"but i\'m the pope i can\'t have sex\"
\"if you don\'t you\'ll f*cking well die\" says the quack
\"ok\" says the pope, \"i\'ll have sex but on 4 conditions\"
\"thats fine\" says the doctor, \"what are they\"
\"well \"says the pope, \"the first on is she must be a good catholic girl\"
\"the second is she must be blind so she can\'t see me and recognise me\"
\"the third is she must be deaf and dumb so is i say anything she can\'t hear me and say anything\"
thats fine says the doc, whats the fourth
\"shes got to have F*CKING HUGE T*TS\"
\"well your holiness\" when was the last time you had a shag?
\"i\'m the holy father\" he says, \"i have never had sex\"
\"well\" says the doctor, \"thats the problem, if you don\'t empty your sacs soon, you are going to die\"
\"but i\'m the pope i can\'t have sex\"
\"if you don\'t you\'ll f*cking well die\" says the quack
\"ok\" says the pope, \"i\'ll have sex but on 4 conditions\"
\"thats fine\" says the doctor, \"what are they\"
\"well \"says the pope, \"the first on is she must be a good catholic girl\"
\"the second is she must be blind so she can\'t see me and recognise me\"
\"the third is she must be deaf and dumb so is i say anything she can\'t hear me and say anything\"
thats fine says the doc, whats the fourth
\"shes got to have F*CKING HUGE T*TS\"