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    INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY
    (Sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)

    Naan, just killed a man
    poppadom against his head
    Had lime pickle now he\'s dead.
    Naan, dinner\'s just begun
    But now I\'m gonna crap it all away.

    Naan, ooh, ooh
    Didn\'t mean to make you cry
    Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow
    Curry on, curry on
    Cause nothing really Madras.

    Too late, my dinner\'s gone
    Sends shivers down my spine
    Rectum aching all the time
    Goodbye onion bhaji, I\'ve got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.

    Naan, ooh, ooh
    This doopiaza is so mild
    I sometimes wish we\'d never come here at all.

    (guitar solo)

    I see a little chicken tikka on the side
    Rogan Josh, pass chutney made of mango
    Vindaloo does nicely
    Very very spicy Meat!
    Byriani (Byriani)
    Byriani (Byriani)
    Byriani and a naan
    (And loo loo loo)

    I\'\'ve eaten balti, somebody help me
    He\'s eaten balti get him to lavatory
    Stand you well back
    \'Case is quarantined...
    Here it comes
    There it goes
    Technicolor yawn
    I chunder
    No!
    It\'s coming up again
    (There he goes)
    I chunder, it\'s coming back again (There he goes)
    Coming back again (up again)
    Here it comes again.
    (No no no no no no NO)
    On my knees, I\'m on my knees
    On his knees, Oh, there he goes
    This vindaloo
    Is about to wreck my guts
    Poor me.. poor me...poor meee!

    (guitar solo)

    So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
    So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
    Oh maybe,
    But now you\'ll puke like a baby
    Just had to come out
    It just had to come right out in here.

    (guitar solo) (slow bit)

    Korma, sag or bhuna bhaji, balti or naan
    Nothing makes a difference
    Nothing makes a difference
    To meee.... (Any way, the wind blows....shshshsh)

    Cheers Alan...
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