the morning after

[mark]

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....

You're okay with it, because you get to watch football and play on the
Internet all night...

You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to
have a monster hangover....

You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night....

You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....

You circle the car looking for dents and find none....

But .... Wait...

Wait just a damn minute...

[Charlie_Thompson]

What - a big black man with a very large head, ears like hands, a goatee beard , no eyes and funny eyebrows fell asleep, face down on the car! Surely no reason for divorce? He's probably kipping further down the street with his face pressed up against a Greggs window

[korky65]

bloody women, funny things or thongs lol.