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A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a famous basketball player. They start to talk and, eventually, go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
\"What\'s that?\" the lady questions.
\"Oh, I have this so that when I\'m on TV people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.\"
Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.
\"What\'s that?\" the lady questions again.
\"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.\"
Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.
\"You didn\'t tell me you had AIDS!\" the lady screams.
\"NO, no! Calm down,\" the man replies. \"In a minute this will say ADIDAS \"
\"What\'s that?\" the lady questions.
\"Oh, I have this so that when I\'m on TV people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.\"
Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.
\"What\'s that?\" the lady questions again.
\"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.\"
Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.
\"You didn\'t tell me you had AIDS!\" the lady screams.
\"NO, no! Calm down,\" the man replies. \"In a minute this will say ADIDAS \"
