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Why fishing is better than making love
* When you go fishing and you catch something, that\'s good
- If you\'re making love and you catch something, that\'s bad.
* Fish don\'t compare you to other fishermen neither.
- And don\'t want to know how many other fish you caught.
* In fishing you lie about the one that got away.
- In loving you lie about the one you caught.
* You can catch and release a fish. You don\'t have to lie, and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
* You don\'t necessarily have to change your line to keep catching fish.
* You can catch a fish on a 20-cent frozen squid.
- If you want to catch a woman you\'re talking dinner and a movie minimum.
* Fish don\'t mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.