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A man was walking down a street one day, when up ahead he noticed little Johnny wearing his firemans hat. He was sat in a little red toy truck. It appeared that the truck was being pulled by a Labrador dog.
When the man got closer to Johnny, he noticed that Johnny had got a piece of rope tied round the dogs testicles.(This probably accounted for the way the dog was walking).
Smiling he said\"Thats a really fine fire engine you have there Johnny, but I\'ll bet you the dog would pull you faster with the rope tied round its kneck\".
\"Yeah\" said Johnny \"But then I wouldnt have a siren\".
When the man got closer to Johnny, he noticed that Johnny had got a piece of rope tied round the dogs testicles.(This probably accounted for the way the dog was walking).
Smiling he said\"Thats a really fine fire engine you have there Johnny, but I\'ll bet you the dog would pull you faster with the rope tied round its kneck\".
\"Yeah\" said Johnny \"But then I wouldnt have a siren\".