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After an exhausting and frustrating difficult round of golf, the two pals return to the locker room to change.
There are several other blokes in the locker room as well, talking wildly about their respective rounds. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man selects the hands free speaker function.
"HELLO" he says.
"Honey its me." a woman repies, ...Are you at the club?"
"Yes" he replies, at this point everyone in the locker room stops what they were doing and listen in on the conversation.
WOMAN: " I'm at the mall and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only £800.
Is it ok if i buy it?"
MAN: " Sure go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the mercedes dealership earlier and saw the brand new model. you know, the one i really liked?"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£80,000."
MAN: "OK but for that price i want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! oh by the way . That house we looked at last year is back on the market they're asking £974,000."
MAN: "Well then, go ahead and make an offer, but only offer £900,000."
WOMAN:" OK then i'll see you later! I love you."
MAN:" BYE honey, I love you too."
Then the man hangs up. all the other blokes in the locker room are looking at him in absolute astonishment.
Then the man smiles at them and says "Does anyone know who's phone this is?".......
There are several other blokes in the locker room as well, talking wildly about their respective rounds. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man selects the hands free speaker function.
"HELLO" he says.
"Honey its me." a woman repies, ...Are you at the club?"
"Yes" he replies, at this point everyone in the locker room stops what they were doing and listen in on the conversation.
WOMAN: " I'm at the mall and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only £800.
Is it ok if i buy it?"
MAN: " Sure go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the mercedes dealership earlier and saw the brand new model. you know, the one i really liked?"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£80,000."
MAN: "OK but for that price i want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! oh by the way . That house we looked at last year is back on the market they're asking £974,000."
MAN: "Well then, go ahead and make an offer, but only offer £900,000."
WOMAN:" OK then i'll see you later! I love you."
MAN:" BYE honey, I love you too."
Then the man hangs up. all the other blokes in the locker room are looking at him in absolute astonishment.
Then the man smiles at them and says "Does anyone know who's phone this is?".......