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A Scotsman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife
He immediately dials 999 .
Scotsman: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've killed her!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Sir, can you first make sure she is
actually dead!''
*click* *BANG*
Scotsman: ''Okay, done that. What next?''
He immediately dials 999 .
Scotsman: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've killed her!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Sir, can you first make sure she is
actually dead!''
*click* *BANG*
Scotsman: ''Okay, done that. What next?''