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A bloke with a black eye boards an airplane & notices the bloke next to him has a shiner too.
The first bloke asks "how did you get that?".
the second bloke says," instead of asking the big breasted girl at the ticket counter for two tickets to Pittsburgh i asked for two pickets to titsburgh".
the first bloke said " I got mine like that to! I wanted to say to my wife pour me a bowl of frosties please but i accidently said Youve ruined my life you fat cow".
The first bloke asks "how did you get that?".
the second bloke says," instead of asking the big breasted girl at the ticket counter for two tickets to Pittsburgh i asked for two pickets to titsburgh".
the first bloke said " I got mine like that to! I wanted to say to my wife pour me a bowl of frosties please but i accidently said Youve ruined my life you fat cow".
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