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A married couple in there fifties decided to take up golf so they could share an intrest together and booked in the local golf club with a pro the following saturday.
The day arrived and they found themselves on the fairway with the golf pro he said to the husband "heres the club theres the ball, i want you to hit the ball as far as you can down the fairway." the husband takes the club and hits the ball about one hundred and twenty yards."
"Not bad said the pro, now i`d like you to hold the club like its your wifes left breast' dont squeeze it to hard or you`ll make her squeal and hit the ball again."
the husband swings the club hits the ball one hundred and sixty yards down the fairway
"FANTASTIC" said the pro tuning to the wife handing her the club saying to her heres the club theres the ball i`d like you to hold the club like its your husbands tackle, please dont grip it hard and squeeze like hell or you`ll make me squeal as well." she takes the club hits the ball four feet infront of her.
the golf pro then says to her "Now take the club out of your mouth."
The day arrived and they found themselves on the fairway with the golf pro he said to the husband "heres the club theres the ball, i want you to hit the ball as far as you can down the fairway." the husband takes the club and hits the ball about one hundred and twenty yards."
"Not bad said the pro, now i`d like you to hold the club like its your wifes left breast' dont squeeze it to hard or you`ll make her squeal and hit the ball again."
the husband swings the club hits the ball one hundred and sixty yards down the fairway
"FANTASTIC" said the pro tuning to the wife handing her the club saying to her heres the club theres the ball i`d like you to hold the club like its your husbands tackle, please dont grip it hard and squeeze like hell or you`ll make me squeal as well." she takes the club hits the ball four feet infront of her.
the golf pro then says to her "Now take the club out of your mouth."
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