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WOMAN\'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She\'s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
WOMEN\'S REVENGE
\"Cash, check or charge?\" I asked, after folding items the
woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet
I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
\"So, do you always carry your TV remote?\" I asked.
\"No,\" she replied, \"
but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him.\"
WOMAN\'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She\'s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
WOMEN\'S REVENGE
\"Cash, check or charge?\" I asked, after folding items the
woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet
I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
\"So, do you always carry your TV remote?\" I asked.
\"No,\" she replied, \"
but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him.\"