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One day Mrs Jones went to see her local vicar.She said \"I have a problem vicar that you may be able to help me with,My husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons on a Sunday, and its very embarrassing to say the least\".
\"I have an idea\"said the vicar\"Take this hatpinwith you to church on Sunday, I should notice when Mr Jones is sleeping and I will motion to you to jab him with the pin\".
The following Sunday arrived and Mr and Mrs Jones were in the congregation. Mr Jones before long,dropped off.The vicar noticed this and decided to put his plan to the test.
\"And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you\"he said and nodded to Mrs Jones.
\"Jesus\" cried Mr Jones as she jabbed him in the leg with the pin.
\"Yes you are right Mr Jones\"said the vicar.
Soon Mr Jones had again fallen asleep.The vicar again noticed and said\"Who is your redeemer?\"as he again nodded to Mrs Jones
\"GOD\" cried Mr Jones as again he was stabbed by the pin.
\"Right again\" said the vicar smiling.Before long Mr Jones dropped off again, although this time he went unnoticed by the vicar. As the vicar picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs Jones mistook so she continued to stab her husband with the pin.
The vicar asked\"And what did Eve say to Adam after she had bore him his 99th son?\"
Mrs Jones poked her husband who yelled \"You stick that flamin thing in me one more time,and I\'ll break it in 2 and shove it up your flamin A**E.\"
\"AMEN\" cried the congregation.
\"I have an idea\"said the vicar\"Take this hatpinwith you to church on Sunday, I should notice when Mr Jones is sleeping and I will motion to you to jab him with the pin\".
The following Sunday arrived and Mr and Mrs Jones were in the congregation. Mr Jones before long,dropped off.The vicar noticed this and decided to put his plan to the test.
\"And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you\"he said and nodded to Mrs Jones.
\"Jesus\" cried Mr Jones as she jabbed him in the leg with the pin.
\"Yes you are right Mr Jones\"said the vicar.
Soon Mr Jones had again fallen asleep.The vicar again noticed and said\"Who is your redeemer?\"as he again nodded to Mrs Jones
\"GOD\" cried Mr Jones as again he was stabbed by the pin.
\"Right again\" said the vicar smiling.Before long Mr Jones dropped off again, although this time he went unnoticed by the vicar. As the vicar picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs Jones mistook so she continued to stab her husband with the pin.
The vicar asked\"And what did Eve say to Adam after she had bore him his 99th son?\"
Mrs Jones poked her husband who yelled \"You stick that flamin thing in me one more time,and I\'ll break it in 2 and shove it up your flamin A**E.\"
\"AMEN\" cried the congregation.