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A Gay guy dies and goes up to the gates of heaven. He stands talking to St Pete who decides to give the guy a chance and let him in.He told the guy to follow him. and led him off down a long passageway.
After they had walked for a while, St pete dropped his keys and as he bent down to pick them up, the gay guy couldnt resist, jumped on St Pete and did his bit.
St Pete shocked and upset told the gay guy \"You do that again mate and youre straight to hell\".
They walked a little further and Pete dropped his keys once again. Sure enough the gay guy couldnt resist, he threw himself at Pete and once again did his bit.
\"I\'ve told you\"said an angry Pete.\"This is your last chance, once more mate and you know where youre going\".
They carried on walking and sure enough Pete dropped his keys and the gay guy once again jumped him as he bent down.
\"Thats it\" said St Pete\"Off to hell with you to burn in damnation\" and he sent the gay guy away.
A week or so later, St Pete had to visit hell to do his annual inspection. Instead of the fiery hell etc, The place was cold. There were no screams, no brimstone and no damnation. St Pete looked around and found the Devil under a pile of blankets, shivering in the corner.
\"Whats happened here?\" asked St Peter.
The devil replied\"You want to try bending down for firewood!!!\".
After they had walked for a while, St pete dropped his keys and as he bent down to pick them up, the gay guy couldnt resist, jumped on St Pete and did his bit.
St Pete shocked and upset told the gay guy \"You do that again mate and youre straight to hell\".
They walked a little further and Pete dropped his keys once again. Sure enough the gay guy couldnt resist, he threw himself at Pete and once again did his bit.
\"I\'ve told you\"said an angry Pete.\"This is your last chance, once more mate and you know where youre going\".
They carried on walking and sure enough Pete dropped his keys and the gay guy once again jumped him as he bent down.
\"Thats it\" said St Pete\"Off to hell with you to burn in damnation\" and he sent the gay guy away.
A week or so later, St Pete had to visit hell to do his annual inspection. Instead of the fiery hell etc, The place was cold. There were no screams, no brimstone and no damnation. St Pete looked around and found the Devil under a pile of blankets, shivering in the corner.
\"Whats happened here?\" asked St Peter.
The devil replied\"You want to try bending down for firewood!!!\".