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The Snake and the Bunny
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>Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and
>an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.
>One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
>slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and
>fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. \"Oh, my,\"
>said the bunny, \"I\'m terribly sorry.. I didn\'t mean to hurt you. I\'ve been
>blind since birth, so, I can\'t see where I\'m going. In fact, since I\'m also
>an orphan, I don\'t even know what I am.\"
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>It\'s quite ok,\" replied the snake. \"Actually, my story is as yours. I too
>have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what,
>maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are so at least
>you\'ll have that going for you.\"
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>\"Oh, that would be wonderful\" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all
>over the bunny, and said, \"Well, you\'re covered with soft fur, you have
>really long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail. I\'d
>say that you must be a bunny rabbit.\"
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>\"Oh, thank you, thank you,\" cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The
>bunny suggested to the snake, \"Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw,
>and help you the same way that you\'ve helped me.\"
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>So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, \"Well, you\'re smooth and
>slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I\'d say
>you must be either a team leader, supervisor or possibly someone in senior
>management.\"
>
>Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and
>an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.
>One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
>slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and
>fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. \"Oh, my,\"
>said the bunny, \"I\'m terribly sorry.. I didn\'t mean to hurt you. I\'ve been
>blind since birth, so, I can\'t see where I\'m going. In fact, since I\'m also
>an orphan, I don\'t even know what I am.\"
>
>It\'s quite ok,\" replied the snake. \"Actually, my story is as yours. I too
>have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what,
>maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are so at least
>you\'ll have that going for you.\"
>
>
>\"Oh, that would be wonderful\" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all
>over the bunny, and said, \"Well, you\'re covered with soft fur, you have
>really long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail. I\'d
>say that you must be a bunny rabbit.\"
>
>
>\"Oh, thank you, thank you,\" cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The
>bunny suggested to the snake, \"Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw,
>and help you the same way that you\'ve helped me.\"
>
>
>So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, \"Well, you\'re smooth and
>slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I\'d say
>you must be either a team leader, supervisor or possibly someone in senior
>management.\"