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The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was visited by 2 police officers.
Were sorry we have to call on you at such a sad time but weve some Bad news, some good news and some great news about your wife.
Fearing the worst the man said \"Give me the bad news\".
\"Weve found your wifes body off of Flamboro head\"
The man was taken back by grief, but remembering what the policeman had said enquired\"Well whats the good news?\".
\"When we pulled her up, there was 2 5Ib lobsters, and 5 3Ib eating crabs attached to her body\" said the policeman
\"Oh my god, Thats good news?\". said the man\"Whats the great news then?\".
\"Were pulling her up again tomorrow\".
Were sorry we have to call on you at such a sad time but weve some Bad news, some good news and some great news about your wife.
Fearing the worst the man said \"Give me the bad news\".
\"Weve found your wifes body off of Flamboro head\"
The man was taken back by grief, but remembering what the policeman had said enquired\"Well whats the good news?\".
\"When we pulled her up, there was 2 5Ib lobsters, and 5 3Ib eating crabs attached to her body\" said the policeman
\"Oh my god, Thats good news?\". said the man\"Whats the great news then?\".
\"Were pulling her up again tomorrow\".