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A 70 year old man went to see his GP for his annual check up.Everything seemed OK after the test\'s were done and the doctor complimented him on his good health, \"Everything seems fine physically\" said the doctor\"But how are things mentally?\".
\"Everythings fine\" said the old man.
\"How are you with god?\" asked the doc.
\"I get on fine with god, in fact hes at my side constantly. For instance when I go to the toilet at night he turns on the light for me and when I leave he turns it off again\".
Fascinated by this allegation the doctor calls the mans wife in,\"Your husband says he has a close relationship with god, and god turns on the light when he goes for a wee then off again when he leaves, is this the case?\".
\"God indeed!\" she replied \"The silly old buggers,P***ing in the fridge\".....
\"Everythings fine\" said the old man.
\"How are you with god?\" asked the doc.
\"I get on fine with god, in fact hes at my side constantly. For instance when I go to the toilet at night he turns on the light for me and when I leave he turns it off again\".
Fascinated by this allegation the doctor calls the mans wife in,\"Your husband says he has a close relationship with god, and god turns on the light when he goes for a wee then off again when he leaves, is this the case?\".
\"God indeed!\" she replied \"The silly old buggers,P***ing in the fridge\".....