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    don't know what happened posted this yesterday, seems to have disappeared


    Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


    and


    K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
    = 96%

    But ,

    A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
    = 118%
    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


    'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'
    Alan

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    haha class

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    • #3
      Class, Alan.
      To get away from dragons and catch monsters.

      Pig Hunter

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      • #4
        Class, Alan. you should audition for apart in that detective program on 5 USA " NUMB3RS".
        As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
        but P*****g everyone off is a piece of cake.

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