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\"That\'s obscene!\" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. \"You know,\" he said, \"I may have a solution to your problem. I have
two male talking parrots that I have taught to pray and read the
bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we\'ll put them
in the cage with Francis and Bob. My parrots can teach your parrots
to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop
saying...that phrase...in no time.\"
\"Thank you,\" the woman responded, \"this may very well be the
solution.\"
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest\'s house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside
their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked
over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: \"Hi,
we\'re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?\"
There was stunned silence.
Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
exclaimed:
\"Put the f*cking beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!\"
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