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    A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop. After looking around

    for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze Statue of a rat. It had

    no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway.



    He took it to the owner and said: 'How much is this bronze rat?'



    The owner replied: 'It's £12 for the rat, and £100 for the story.'



    The tourist gave the owner his £12 and said: 'I'll just take the rat,



    You can keep the story.'



    As he walked off down the street, he noticed that a few real rats had

    crawled out of the sewers and begun following him. This was a little

    disconcerting, so he started to walk a little faster, but within a couple

    of blocks the swarm of rats had grown to hundreds, and they were all

    squealing and screeching in a very menacing way. He increased his speed &

    ran on towards the beach, and as he ran, he looked behind him and saw the

    rats now numbered in their MILLIONS, and they were running faster &

    faster. By now very concerned, he ran down to the pier and threw the

    bronze Rat far out into the water. Amazingly, the millions of real rats

    jumped into the water after it and were all drowned..





    The man walked back to relate all this to the shop owner, who said: 'Ah,

    you've come back for the story then?'








    'No,' said the tourist, 'I came back to see if you've got a bronze sunderland supporter and anything French'.
    ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

    Thought for the day:
    Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

    Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

  • #2
    class mark - hows the fifie
    give a man a fish and feed him for a day - teach the man to fish and feed him for life!!!!

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    • #3
      nice one
      Alan

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