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There were five drunken friends in a bar, eventually the talk got round to the size of their manhood,and and an argument errupted.
To save any violence the barman said\"Tell you what fellas, all of you undoe your flies, put your tools on the bar and I\'ll measure them for you\".
They all agreed that this would solve the argument, and did as the barman asked.
Just then in walked a gay guy.
\"What can I get you?\" asked the barman
\"I dont think I\'ll have a drink\"said the gay,\"I\'ll go straight to the buffet!\".
To save any violence the barman said\"Tell you what fellas, all of you undoe your flies, put your tools on the bar and I\'ll measure them for you\".
They all agreed that this would solve the argument, and did as the barman asked.
Just then in walked a gay guy.
\"What can I get you?\" asked the barman
\"I dont think I\'ll have a drink\"said the gay,\"I\'ll go straight to the buffet!\".