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A blind man goes for an interview for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill.The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do the job seeing as he was blind.The blind man said he would do it by smell.The manager decides to put him to the test and places a piece of wood in front of him.
The manger said\"Without touching it,what is it?\".
The blind man replies\"Thats a fine piece of ash that is\".
\"Correct\" said the manager\"Now try this one\".
\"Thats a piece of willow\" said the blind man\"Correct\" cried the manager.
With that the manager decides to play a trick on the blindman. He gets his secratary to lift up her dress and put her crotch near the mans face.
\"I\'m confused\" said the blind man \"Can you turn it round for me?\".
The secretary turns round and pushes her behind in his face.
The blind man says\"Oh youre trying to fool me, but I know exactly what kind of wood it is.Its the toilet door off of a tuna boat!\".
The manger said\"Without touching it,what is it?\".
The blind man replies\"Thats a fine piece of ash that is\".
\"Correct\" said the manager\"Now try this one\".
\"Thats a piece of willow\" said the blind man\"Correct\" cried the manager.
With that the manager decides to play a trick on the blindman. He gets his secratary to lift up her dress and put her crotch near the mans face.
\"I\'m confused\" said the blind man \"Can you turn it round for me?\".
The secretary turns round and pushes her behind in his face.
The blind man says\"Oh youre trying to fool me, but I know exactly what kind of wood it is.Its the toilet door off of a tuna boat!\".