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A Frenchman an Italian and a lad from Doncaster(!!!!!)were all sat side by side on an international flight.After a few drinks they started discussing their home lives.
\"Last night I made love to my wife four times,\" the frenchman bragged,\"and this morning she made me delicious crepes and told me how much she loved me\".
\"Ah last night I made love to my wife six times,\" the Italian responded,\"and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and told me she could never love another man,\"
When the lad from Doncaster remained silent, the frenchman smugly asked\"And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?.\"
\"Once\" he replied.
\"Only once?\" the Italian arrogantly snorted.\"And what did she say in the morning?\".
\"Dont Stop\".
\"Last night I made love to my wife four times,\" the frenchman bragged,\"and this morning she made me delicious crepes and told me how much she loved me\".
\"Ah last night I made love to my wife six times,\" the Italian responded,\"and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and told me she could never love another man,\"
When the lad from Doncaster remained silent, the frenchman smugly asked\"And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?.\"
\"Once\" he replied.
\"Only once?\" the Italian arrogantly snorted.\"And what did she say in the morning?\".
\"Dont Stop\".