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A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his
mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. \"Nurse,\" he
mumbles from behind the mask, \"Are my testicles black?\" Embarrassed, the
young nurse replies, \"I don\'t know, I\'m only here to wash your hands and
feet.\" He struggles again to ask, \"Nurse, are my testicles black?\"
Finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in
one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and
says, \"There\'s nothing wrong with them!\" Finally, the man pulls off his
oxygen mask and replies,
\"That was very nice but, are... my... test...results...back?\"
mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. \"Nurse,\" he
mumbles from behind the mask, \"Are my testicles black?\" Embarrassed, the
young nurse replies, \"I don\'t know, I\'m only here to wash your hands and
feet.\" He struggles again to ask, \"Nurse, are my testicles black?\"
Finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in
one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and
says, \"There\'s nothing wrong with them!\" Finally, the man pulls off his
oxygen mask and replies,
\"That was very nice but, are... my... test...results...back?\"