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Baby polar bear asks his mam "Mam what type of bear am I"
"A polar bear of course" replies his mother
"Are you sure I'm not crossed with a grizzly bear or a brown bear" asks the young one.
"Don't be silly" replies his mother "You are 100% polar bear, if you don't believe me ask your dad"
Baby polar bear asks his dad "Dad what kind of bear am I"
"You're a polar bear son" growles his father.
The little one then asks "But could I not be crossed with any other sort of bear, a brown bear or a grizzly bear"
"No don't be stupid" growles his father, "Anyway why do you ask"?
"Because I'm f***ing freezing"
"A polar bear of course" replies his mother
"Are you sure I'm not crossed with a grizzly bear or a brown bear" asks the young one.
"Don't be silly" replies his mother "You are 100% polar bear, if you don't believe me ask your dad"
Baby polar bear asks his dad "Dad what kind of bear am I"
"You're a polar bear son" growles his father.
The little one then asks "But could I not be crossed with any other sort of bear, a brown bear or a grizzly bear"
"No don't be stupid" growles his father, "Anyway why do you ask"?
"Because I'm f***ing freezing"
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