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A man was driving down a country lane when he approached a chicken walking down the middle of the road, just then he noticed it had 3 legs, my god he thought to himself it might be of great scientific interest it might be worth some money, I'm going to be rich, I'll run it over.
He changes down into third gear and accelerates hard towards the chicken, the chicken looks round sees the car coming and starts running, the man can't believe it, he's doing 50mph and the chicken is running up the middle of the road and is slowly pulling away from him, it's little feet are going like a fiddler's elbow.
He's now getting angry, he puts the car into fourth gear and is doing 90mph but he still can't catch the chicken, he puts the car into fifth and is doing 125mph, all he can see is a plume if smoke coming off the chickens feet as it nervously looks behind it and sees his car slowly approaching, the car is now10 yards away from the chicken, now 5 yards, now three feet, just then the chicken opens it's wings flies up in the air and over a fence into the field.
The man stops his car and chases it round the field, after an hour he's knackered and about to give up just then a farmer pops his head over the fence and asks him what he's doing, the man fully explains how he came to be in the field. He asks the farmer about the 3 legs and the farmer explains that he breeds them specially that way, the bloke asks why and the farmer replies "There are me, the wife and the son at home, we love chicken but we all prefer the legs rather than the breast so I breed them so they all have 3 legs so we can have one each on our Sunday dinner.
That's amazing says the man, "What do they taste like?
Farmer replies "I don't know I can't catch the bas****s
He changes down into third gear and accelerates hard towards the chicken, the chicken looks round sees the car coming and starts running, the man can't believe it, he's doing 50mph and the chicken is running up the middle of the road and is slowly pulling away from him, it's little feet are going like a fiddler's elbow.
He's now getting angry, he puts the car into fourth gear and is doing 90mph but he still can't catch the chicken, he puts the car into fifth and is doing 125mph, all he can see is a plume if smoke coming off the chickens feet as it nervously looks behind it and sees his car slowly approaching, the car is now10 yards away from the chicken, now 5 yards, now three feet, just then the chicken opens it's wings flies up in the air and over a fence into the field.
The man stops his car and chases it round the field, after an hour he's knackered and about to give up just then a farmer pops his head over the fence and asks him what he's doing, the man fully explains how he came to be in the field. He asks the farmer about the 3 legs and the farmer explains that he breeds them specially that way, the bloke asks why and the farmer replies "There are me, the wife and the son at home, we love chicken but we all prefer the legs rather than the breast so I breed them so they all have 3 legs so we can have one each on our Sunday dinner.
That's amazing says the man, "What do they taste like?
Farmer replies "I don't know I can't catch the bas****s