Chinese medicine

[mark]

While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a
condom all the time..
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to
find his willy covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests
and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad
news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
unheard of here, we know very little about it.'
The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc.'
The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have
to amputate your willy.'
The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'
The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but
surgery is your only choice.'
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know
more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his willy and
proclaims, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease.'
The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can
we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my willy!'
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid Amelican docta,
always want to opelate. Make more money dat way. No need to opelate!'
Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.
'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'wait two week. Fawl off by self!'

[Charlie_Thompson]

That makes sense to me though. 2 extra weeks of nob, gotta be a winner