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i was walking past a school today and a little lad shouted "hey whats your favorite tellytubby" i said proberbly a sony but less of your cheek son .................................................. .................................................. .. a tortoise was on the drink in the town and at last orders went for a kebab, on the way there he was mugged by 2 snails so he went to marked st police station to report it ,the policeman asked would you recognise your attackers again sir ? i doubt it said the tortoise it all happed so fast