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Paddy and Murphy were sat watching the ten o clock news when they saw an image of a man standing on a bridge contemplating suicide.
Paddy said to Murphy \"I bet you £20 he jumps\"
\"OK I bet you £20 he doesnt\" said Murphy.
2 minutes later the man jumped...\"Sod it\" said Murphy and gave the £20 to Paddy.
Paddy said \"No it doesnt matter Murphy you see I cheated I saw the news at 5 and I knew the man was going to jump\".
\"No take it \" said Murphy \"I also saw the news at 5, but I didnt think he\'d be daft enough to do it again\"..... :P
Paddy said to Murphy \"I bet you £20 he jumps\"
\"OK I bet you £20 he doesnt\" said Murphy.
2 minutes later the man jumped...\"Sod it\" said Murphy and gave the £20 to Paddy.
Paddy said \"No it doesnt matter Murphy you see I cheated I saw the news at 5 and I knew the man was going to jump\".
\"No take it \" said Murphy \"I also saw the news at 5, but I didnt think he\'d be daft enough to do it again\"..... :P