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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman was drinking in a bar, having a good time and they all agreed that this was a good bar and a pleasure to be in.
Then the scotsman says\"Aye, its nice but theres a better one in Edinburgh called Macdougalls. There you buy a drink then buy another one then Macdougal buys you one\".
The others agree that sounds like a good bar,
Then the Englishman says\"Yeah, thats a nice bar but where I come from in Doncaster there a bar called Sams where you buy a drink then sam buys you a drink then you buy a drink then sam buys you a drink and so on\".
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says\"You think thats great?, back home in Dublin,theres this place called Murphy\'s.At Murphys, they buy you your first drink, then they buy you your second drink, then they buy you your third drink, and then they take you in the back and get you laid\".
\"Wow\" say the other 2 \"Thats fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?\".
\"No\" replied the Irishman \"But it happened to my sister\". :P
Then the scotsman says\"Aye, its nice but theres a better one in Edinburgh called Macdougalls. There you buy a drink then buy another one then Macdougal buys you one\".
The others agree that sounds like a good bar,
Then the Englishman says\"Yeah, thats a nice bar but where I come from in Doncaster there a bar called Sams where you buy a drink then sam buys you a drink then you buy a drink then sam buys you a drink and so on\".
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says\"You think thats great?, back home in Dublin,theres this place called Murphy\'s.At Murphys, they buy you your first drink, then they buy you your second drink, then they buy you your third drink, and then they take you in the back and get you laid\".
\"Wow\" say the other 2 \"Thats fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?\".
\"No\" replied the Irishman \"But it happened to my sister\". :P