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Derek played football with his mates every Sunday in the local park.His right knee had been giving him some trouble for some time, but recently the pain had got even worse so he decided to see the doctor.
When he arrived at the surgery, the nurse told him he could see the doctor in 15 minutes but first he would have to give a urine sample. Derek said that it seemed crazy to give a urine sample to help solve his knee problem, however the nurse insisted.Eventually Derek complied.A quarter of an hour later he was ushered into the doctors room.
\"So that knee is giving you trouble again eh?\" said the doctor almost immediateley, \"The nurse must have told you then\"said Derek, wondering how he knew.
\"No, It was your urine analysis\"The doctor replied \"Weve got a new urology machine which can diagnose every physical condition with complete accuracy\".
Derek didnt believe a word of it, but nevertheless he agreed to provide another urine sample on a check up visit.
A few days later, Derek was sitting at the kitchen table with his wife and teenage daughter. He was telling them about the ridiculous machine, when he decided to have a little fun with the doctor.
He peed into the sample bottle, as did his wife and daughter.
He then had the idea of adding more \"spice\" to the proceedings by adding a few drops of oil from his car.Finally he flicked one over the wrist,and put a few drops of semen into the jar for good measure.He returned to the doctors surgery, shook the bottle and handed it to the nurse.
This time the urine analysis took half an hour. Finally Derek was ushered into the doctors room.The doctor looked at him and said,\"I\'m afraid Ive got some bad news for you. Your daughters pregnant,Your wifes got V.D. ,Your cars about knackered and if you dont stop ****ing, the knee\'s going to get worse!!!!!.
When he arrived at the surgery, the nurse told him he could see the doctor in 15 minutes but first he would have to give a urine sample. Derek said that it seemed crazy to give a urine sample to help solve his knee problem, however the nurse insisted.Eventually Derek complied.A quarter of an hour later he was ushered into the doctors room.
\"So that knee is giving you trouble again eh?\" said the doctor almost immediateley, \"The nurse must have told you then\"said Derek, wondering how he knew.
\"No, It was your urine analysis\"The doctor replied \"Weve got a new urology machine which can diagnose every physical condition with complete accuracy\".
Derek didnt believe a word of it, but nevertheless he agreed to provide another urine sample on a check up visit.
A few days later, Derek was sitting at the kitchen table with his wife and teenage daughter. He was telling them about the ridiculous machine, when he decided to have a little fun with the doctor.
He peed into the sample bottle, as did his wife and daughter.
He then had the idea of adding more \"spice\" to the proceedings by adding a few drops of oil from his car.Finally he flicked one over the wrist,and put a few drops of semen into the jar for good measure.He returned to the doctors surgery, shook the bottle and handed it to the nurse.
This time the urine analysis took half an hour. Finally Derek was ushered into the doctors room.The doctor looked at him and said,\"I\'m afraid Ive got some bad news for you. Your daughters pregnant,Your wifes got V.D. ,Your cars about knackered and if you dont stop ****ing, the knee\'s going to get worse!!!!!.