The newly weds

[Beachlover]

Three blokes are sitting at a bar in the Maldives, all three of them are on their honeymoon and their wives are sunning themselves around the pool. As the beer starts to take effect they start bragging about how many times they are going to make love to their brides on their first night, it doesn't take long before it progresses into a competition. So how are we going to know who is the winner they ask? At the breakfast table tomorrow morning we can all compare performances says one bloke, but we can't just come straight out with it in front of our wives, we'll have to have some sort of code. I know says another bloke, when you order your breakfast and the waiter asks how many slices of toast you want, order the same amount of slices as the amount of times you made love. They all think it's an excellent idea.

The following morning while at the breakfast tables they are all listening to each others orders, the first guy says to the waiter, I'd like a full English breakfast with FOUR slices of toast, the second guy orders a full English breakfast with SIX slices of toast, the third guy says to the waiter I'll have a full English breakfast with SEVEN slices of toast..........AND MAKE TWO OF THEM BROWN!