Its not fair..

[jethro18]

A rabbit and a bear lived in the same wood, but hated each other with a passion.
One day they came upon a genie who granted them each 3 wishes.
The bear went first and wished to be the only male bear in the wood.He got his wish.
The rabbit wished for a motorcycle helmet. He got his wish.
Then the bear wished he was the only male bear in the whole country. Again he got his wish.
The rabbit wished he had a motorcycle to go with the helmet. He also got his wish.
For the bears last wish he wished that he was the only male bear in the whole world and all the other bears were female. He got his wish.
The rabbit then wished that the bear was GAY....