Flower power

[jethro18]

2 women were sitting talking outside one of their houses when they look up and the first women sees her husband coming down the road carrying a bunch of flowers.
\"Here he comes the smarmy git\"says one of the women\"carrying flowers, he\'ll expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air\"
\"Why?\" said her friend\"don\'t you have a vase????\".