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A lonely woman put an ad in the local paper asking for a soul mate. She said they had to be :-
1) Kind to her
2) Faithful
3) Good in bed.
A couple of days went by when the door bell rang. As she opened the door there was a guy in a wheel chair.
He said to her\"Ive come to be your soul mate\"
She said \"Fine but do you meet the requirements?\"
He said\" Well Ive no arms so I cant beat you. Ive no legs so I cant run away from you\"
\"Yes \" said the woman\" But are you good in bed?\"
\"How do you think I rang the door bell?\" was the reply..
1) Kind to her
2) Faithful
3) Good in bed.
A couple of days went by when the door bell rang. As she opened the door there was a guy in a wheel chair.
He said to her\"Ive come to be your soul mate\"
She said \"Fine but do you meet the requirements?\"
He said\" Well Ive no arms so I cant beat you. Ive no legs so I cant run away from you\"
\"Yes \" said the woman\" But are you good in bed?\"
\"How do you think I rang the door bell?\" was the reply..