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A man goes to see the pope and says to him\"I represent Kentucky fried chicken, and have been asked to put you an offer of £5million if you will change the words of the lords prayer to\"Give us this day our daily chicken\".
The pope duly refused and the man went away.A week later the man returned and upped his offer to £10 million. Again the pope refused.
The following week the man returned and said to the pope.\"I am now in a position to give you a final offer of £20 million, last offer, take it or leave it\".
The pope thought for a few minutes then said\"Okay, I will change the lords prayer to \"Give us this day our daily chicken\". The man left happy in the knowledge that the message will reach millions world wide.
The following day the pope meat his officials and said to them \" Ive some good news and some bad news.The good news is that we have just been given a cheque for £20 million. The bad news is We\'ve lost the mothers pride contract\"....
The pope duly refused and the man went away.A week later the man returned and upped his offer to £10 million. Again the pope refused.
The following week the man returned and said to the pope.\"I am now in a position to give you a final offer of £20 million, last offer, take it or leave it\".
The pope thought for a few minutes then said\"Okay, I will change the lords prayer to \"Give us this day our daily chicken\". The man left happy in the knowledge that the message will reach millions world wide.
The following day the pope meat his officials and said to them \" Ive some good news and some bad news.The good news is that we have just been given a cheque for £20 million. The bad news is We\'ve lost the mothers pride contract\"....
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