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One terrible storm lashed evening in Whitby, the rain and wind caused the cliffs under the abbey to give way. This unearthed a coffin which (because of gravity)slipped down the cliff.On its journey it happened to slide through the passageway of 2 of the houses directly under the cliff.It spead out onto the road, went across the road and hit the fence.It ricoched off of the fence and set off down the hill sliding on the cobbles.It gathered momentum and got quite fast, all the time bumping off of the walls of the houses and shops until it got to the main road.As it got to the road it hit the post box and was catapulted over the swing bridge. Again it gathered speed and ended up going straight over into the shopping complex.For some reason it got faster and faster. Suddenly as it passed Boots the lid flew open and a ghostly figure sat bolt upright.It was then seen to shout into the shop.\"Have you anything to stop me coffin\"?.